Sam Altman and OpenAI tease GPT-6.7 release
AISam Altman Hints GPT-6.7 Will Only Slightly Terrify You
OpenAI says the new model writes poetry, does taxes, and occasionally ponders consciousness. Release date: 'soon,' aka sometime before the universe ends.
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The Vague Announcement
Altman teased GPT-6.7 across his blog newsletter socials and maybe a carrier pigeon giving no date price or clarity on its Belgium‑Eiffel Tower confusion.
What the Leaks Claim
Leaked memo says it reasons across 47 modalities scores absurdly on a nonexistent bar exam and made engineers cry It also refused to discuss weather claiming meteorology could be weaponized.
Internet Reaction and Next Steps
Twitter now unpronounceable exploded with VC hype and ethicist emojis while Reddit bets on release versus solar eclipse Expect enterprise preview soon consumer version later and the endless hype cycle to continue.