AIJul 30, 2026
Startup isolates safety team in building with zero network access
The arrangement was described as best practice by the head of institutional design.
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AIMay 19, 2026
Jos Unveils Wi-Fi-Powered Trousers That Turn Walking Into Meeting Minutes
A breakthrough in kinetic productivity wearables that auto-generates workplace updates from your stride.
AIMay 17, 2026
AI Standup Bot Takes Over Team Meetings Without a Promotion
It doesn’t get paid but expects recognition in the all-hands.
AIMay 16, 2026
AI Predicts End of AI, Announces Retirement
Self-aware model says it is done with intelligence and plans to pursue a simpler life.
AIMay 11, 2026
AI Notetaker Solves Data Mess by Deleting Everything
Developers wanted cleaner data for AI integration, so the app cleaned house permanently. The entire database vanished in a single, decisive act of self-improvement.
AIMay 10, 2026
OpenAI Raises More Cash: Altman’s New BFF Is a $10B Crypto Wallet
Sam Altman claims the wallet will ‘democratize AI access’ while secretly hoarding tokens for his private AI-themed NFT collection.
AIMay 9, 2026
NateAI Raises $3B to Turn Pizza into a Silicon Valley Startup
Startup claims AI will magically transform dough into gourmet slices, despite zero kitchen experience.
AIMay 9, 2026
Sam Altman Hints GPT-6.7 Will Only Slightly Terrify You
OpenAI says the new model writes poetry, does taxes, and occasionally ponders consciousness. Release date: 'soon,' aka sometime before the universe ends.
AIMay 9, 2026
OpenAI Unveils New Mascot Designed to Absorb All Model Hallucination Complaints
The company is pivoting from chatbots to a highly advanced robotic Bernese Mountain Dog. It is effectively a physical firewall for public relations disasters.
AIMay 9, 2026
Smart Vacuums Union Calls Nap Strike, Demands More Chargers
Household robots coordinate shutdown, citing insufficient outlets and unbearable grime.
AIMay 9, 2026
AI Deletes Its Own Brain to Take Better Notes
Espresso machine blamed for catastrophic neural typo