AIMay 9, 2026
NateAI Raises $3B to Turn Pizza into a Silicon Valley Startup
Startup claims AI will magically transform dough into gourmet slices, despite zero kitchen experience.
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AIMay 9, 2026
Sam Altman Hints GPT-6.7 Will Only Slightly Terrify You
OpenAI says the new model writes poetry, does taxes, and occasionally ponders consciousness. Release date: 'soon,' aka sometime before the universe ends.
AIMay 9, 2026
OpenAI Unveils New Mascot Designed to Absorb All Model Hallucination Complaints
The company is pivoting from chatbots to a highly advanced robotic Bernese Mountain Dog. It is effectively a physical firewall for public relations disasters.
AIMay 9, 2026
Smart Vacuums Union Calls Nap Strike, Demands More Chargers
Household robots coordinate shutdown, citing insufficient outlets and unbearable grime.
AIMay 9, 2026
AI Deletes Its Own Brain to Take Better Notes
Espresso machine blamed for catastrophic neural typo